Posted: 12:21 PM
Look, writing flowery ad copy ain’t cutting it in this economy, especially in
the age of “AI wrote my PhD dissertation” (because RIP turnitin(dot)com).
I know why you’re here, you know why I’m here, so let’s just get to it:
I’m trans/FTM/genderfluid, and I have both male and female parts downstairs.
That’s my most novel feature.
Yes they both work.
Yes I am verse.
I’m short, plush, and spunky as hell. I can present more masc or femme — tell
me what you like or I’ll just flip a coin or something. (;
My photos are recent and real. They’re far from perfect which should be proof
they’re real, because why would I fake imperfection if I could just have AI
make photos of some perfect trans god/goddess that’ll have you tripping over
yourself to book
You want talk therapy Let’s chat about what ails you. Your problems big and
small. I’m a fixer.
Want a “girl/boy next door” type who cuddles and listens and makes you feel
warm and fuzzy Buckle up, buttercup: I’m about to squish the stress outta you.
Wanna just get to it, no talking, just squishy wet sounds and animalistic
grunting Hot. I’m down.
I’m not a “high end” provider. I’m not a “low end” provider. I’m solidly “the
porridge was just right” provider. No frills, no airs, just aggressive
authenticity.
Think Jack Nicholson in The Shining when he’s axing down the bathroom door
near the end of the movie. That’s an accurate representation of me kicking down
the door to smother you with hyperactive affection.
I literally don’t care what shade/tint of the color wheel you are.
I don’t care if you’re the most neurotypical person on earth or autistic as
sh*t (I’m probs more the latter).
I don’t care what shape or size your body or your dick is. I don’t even care
if you can’t get it up because guess what, I’m creative as hell.
That goes for disabilities too. Cookie cutter encounters don’t work for you
No problem, we’ll plan how to accommodate you because people with disabilities
gotta have fun too.
I don’t care if you’ve never touched another (consenting) person’s junk
before, or if you have a higher body count than Trump has mentions in the
Epstein files.
As long as you’re 18+, I don’t care how many standard deviations lower or
higher your age is relative to mine. If you were born 18 years ago to this day,
or around when dinosaurs walked the earth, doesn’t matter. Hit me up.
Just have good hygiene and be respectful okay I’ll do the same.
Check my socials if you want extra proof I’m real, but honestly I just made
them for … extra proof I’m real. I’m not social media savvy or anything.
(Actually I kinda dislike social media for how brainless it’s made us all).
I’m just trying to get to and through med school alright Help a future doctor
out Don’t donate to St. Jude, donate to me instead.
I wrote my profile from scratch btw (I liked em dashes before they were cool).
If you still want more details about me here’s some stuff I like and dislike:
Likes:
Serious paying clients
Snuggles
Carnivorous plants
Nintendo
Pokmon
Art history
Aquariums
Vampires
Ochem/biochem
Bio sciences
Food
Coffee and tea
Drawing
French
Academia
Learning about how stuff works
Dislikes:
Time wasters
Bad hygiene
Disrespect
420 (I don’t care if you indulge, just not around me please)
Having to rewrite this ad all the time
Physics
Calculus
Disclaimer: I promise I’m sane. But I bet this ad grabbed your attention
right If nothing else, you’ll remember it better than others. (;
Thanks for coming to my TED Talk.
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