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Posted: 11:51 PM
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East bay Oakland and surroundings
23
East bay Oakland and surroundings
THE ONE & ONLY TS Lilia, all the way from the Middle East Smooth silky body,
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Sweet, Cute and Sexy and everything you need. Vers Dom top 9'5
fully hard and i give a big loads and You all know that im 200% Real .
📞 WHEN CONTACTING ME :
_ Verified and famous on twitter , so im REAL
- DO NOT call me unless you are Ready to meet!
- Give proper notice if arriving late
- Be prepared
- call 30 min in advance
( My only request is please be Ready when you Call me . NO APPOINTMENTS IN
ADVANCE , NO TEXT period.
i take your calls VERY seriously. Do Not waiste my time please.
Be a gentleman during our correspondence. I will not tolerate any vulgarity.
If you anticipate arriving late please let me know as soon as you are aware
.RESPECT all my boundaries, if you are unsure wether
something is okay, ask me :)
*** I DO NOT ANSWER TO TEXTFREE/BLOCKED NUMBERS ***
FOR MORE PICTURES AND VEDEOS PLEASE VISIT MY PAGE
https://www.twitter.com/ts_huge
♥ •★CALL ME★•♥
No Text . thank you
I have the blue verification Mark by twitter Team so im 200% Legit
Posted: 11:15 PM
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Posted: 11:11 PM
Posted: 11:10 PM
I'm hot now, call me to please you.
I'm ready for any meeting.
I'm open-minded and ready to please you and fulfill
each of your fantasies.
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I'm ready and waiting for you
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❌🚫Do Not call unless we agree on 🚫❌
❌🚫 Do Not ask for pictures🚫❌
❌🚫No genotiations or lowballing🚫❌
my instagram # sasha Gar
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If you stopped, it’s because I caught your eye; you liked my photos and would
like to know more about my services.
I offer the best, most pleasurable and relaxing service; I am a pro at giving
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Posted: 10:57 PM
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Posted: 10:47 PM
Posted: 10:45 PM
Hey there, yours truly Emily is here in town for now. Do not miss out!
my SMS text messaging is not working for all devices
my apologies for the inconvenience. If I don't respond by text give me a phone
call.
SERIOUS CALLERS ONLY THANKS ;)
>TEXT NOW NUMBER AVAILABLE ALSO IF YOU CAN'T REACH ME ON
MY 209 NUMBER!
9/2/5-4/1/5-4/6/6/8<
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Posted: 10:16 PM
Hola mi nombre es Becky 💋 100% real; latina, por supuesto. 100%! Libre de
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puedo mostrrtelo con los exmenes mdicos en mano recientes.
Soy una mujer trans con 3 aos de transicin: muy sensual, , atractiva e
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caballero un nivel de experiencia que destaque por encima de la competencia.
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Posted: 9:51 PM
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Posted: 9:43 PM
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